"Sizzl" Prank Gift Box

Hickmann Farms' expansion into dryer sheets, lets the bacon lover in your life take that breakfast fresh scent with them all day, everyday. Some tears may be shed after they realize they don't really exist.

SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "getting an empty box with no god-damned product inside!"