Ear Wax Candle Kit Bottle Size

Prank Pack

PP501006

Your ear is a treasure trove of free, usable wax. Introducing the Earwax Candle, the most organic and cost-effective candle on the market! The patented MAXWAX® Extraction Cap & Pump is a snug and comfortable way to effortlessly harvest 6-10 ounces of ear wax a night! That’s nearly four pounds per week! 

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 4 x 4 x 13 (Perfect for a wine or champagne bottle)
Made in the USA

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "some stupid box that got my hopes up with no god-damned product inside."


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